Oh, very good, you did take that left turn just like I told you! Great job.
Alright, dear, now- if you can, please take that turn. Oh, you missed it? That's fine. Just make a U-Turn. Bless you.
You tried, and therefore I will not criticize you!
Just take that right up there- shit, I fucked that up- LEFT. LEFT. LEFT!
You're extremely peripatetic, aren't you? I hope our voluble discourse and superlative conversation has alleviated your ennui. Oh fuck, you've missed the turning.
Which one's left again? I think it's that way. Or is that way right? Ah fuck you've missed it. Sorry about that...
OH MY GOD